Happy fall, ladies! You’ve been instagramming photos of the beautiful, autumn leaves using the Nashville filter to really make your backyard trees look artificial. Natural beauty is so in these days. After months of dressing in tank tops and short shorts, you’re welcoming the transition into fall clothing with open, three-quarter-sleeved flannel arms. In order to ease that switchover to skin-covering fashion goodness, I have perused Pinterest to make you a SparkNotes version of how to dress properly for this coming winter. You’re welcome, white girls of America. Or, if you don’t need a guide for dressing yourself because you’re an adult, here’s an accurate prediction of how you got dressed this morning.
You want it to be large enough that it falls right below those child-bearing hips of yours, tricking people into thinking you’re not just hiding that precious layer of pumpkin spice. That said, this magical sweater allows you to treat each day like it’s Halloween and snack the heck up. The slouchier, the better. May I suggest Goodwill’s men’s department? The less shape you need to show, the more weight you will feel comfortable inevitably gaining.
Blogger : MaryYou want it to be large enough that it falls right below those child-bearing hips of yours, tricking people into thinking you’re not just hiding that precious layer of pumpkin spice. That said, this magical sweater allows you to treat each day like it’s Halloween and snack the heck up. The slouchier, the better. May I suggest Goodwill’s men’s department? The less shape you need to show, the more weight you will feel comfortable inevitably gaining.
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